8 Signs He’s Cheating
1. A hound barks thrice at dawn.
2. Five knots in the old oak tree, within each one a clover be.
3. A prick of the needle bears no blood.
4. In the moss on the stone is the mark of the mare.
5. A loss of a tooth on the Kalends of June.
6. Five stones stacked high in the heart of the dell.
7. A youth’s head casts no shadow.
8. He doesn’t burn.
A good man burns. If his flesh is resistant to the flame, you deserve better.